Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Finally u r dead (we think so and USA says so). you are so great a person that your death has provoked me to write my first note on facebook. Alas wouldl not be able to tag you here, that would be calling for too much publicity. your death has left so many questions unanswered, specially the ones about your intelligence. btw you look good even in your dead body. your moustache still has the dye you last applied to create that ripple effect. hats off to your style and specially clothing. I am sure so many companies will be lined up special Osama winter collection in your remeberance.
Let me come straight to the point now ! You have seriously disappointed me. what is the use of being the world hide and seek champion since 2001 when you have better places to hide in India ! ohh sorry you are too away from technology to see our ad campaign of "Atithi devo bhava" . i could judge that from the quality of videos you have used to educate us. BTW after the news of your sudden demise, pirated downloading of "Tere bin laden" has drastically increased. People wanted you to remember in ASLI HD. anways, ever heard of arthur road jail ? no, shucks your general knowledge is so poor. it is the same place where your friend Ajmal Kasab is languishing and flourishing away in good health. World class facilities i tell you bro. Gym, Good food, world class accomodation and indian government spending 52 crores in his safety so that he could not be killed by someone else. that is a different thing that he killed innocent people on CST station and we even have a video footage of that. still, We kind hearted Indians, truly engrossed in our culture of peace has taken good care of him. what? you still dont remember who is kasab? arey dude he is the same boy you incentivized in your academy some 10 years back for killing 10 ducks in mock practice sessions. what bright child he is in shooting. bloody he can bring laurels to us in olympics. i am sure now you must have recollected who is he, if u r not too busy remembering your ownnames of your 56 wives and some 100 children of yours. you carried a responsibility buddy i tell you. I am sure you must have got some time to terrorize the world if you were not busy reproducing or producing those funny videos in language we dont understand. you must have meant " I am Gay, I am Gay and i love everyone" and that idiot arabic translator must have understood " maar denGAY, maar denGAY , i still love everyone" . Context problem u see. so the point is brother, your student kasab beated you hands down. what is the use of running around here in there in afghanistan, tora bora, away from the world and its pleasures , trying to make those funny videos in extreme conditions and living a life of despair when surrendering in India would have been the best option. idiot peanut brain. you get hospitality, you get accomodation, you get free lawyers, you get free montly trips to hospitals and stare nurses in the name of checkups, you smile in court while the case is on and you yawn as if it dosent interest you. you still say i am innocent i havent killed a goose in my life i was very busy sending my kids to talibanic schools and changing their nappies all the time. making video's and terrorizing the world is just a passtime i do. what we will do of yours? you live a healthy life here bugger. we could not anything of Kasab while watching him killing our own people. He knew killing some people and decreasing the ever increasing population of India will only make him a super hero. he knew it. intelligent chap and you could not learn from him. In pakistan you anyways get killed, In Saudi, they will hang you to death if you gun their people, USA will gun down your homes if you touch their citizens. you touched them on 9/11 and here you are, lying in a pool of blood. gadha hai tu gadha. idhar aane ka tha, surrender maarne ka tha. Carrom khelwanu jail ma, juice peewanu garba ramwaanu majja ni life gandiya. i pity you . tch tch tch.
PS . if you are still alive and that dead man was is just another one of your alias, please note i am still open to that marketing and branding post in Al-qaeda.
No joking.
Finally u r dead (we think so and USA says so). you are so great a person that your death has provoked me to write my first note on facebook. Alas wouldl not be able to tag you here, that would be calling for too much publicity. your death has left so many questions unanswered, specially the ones about your intelligence. btw you look good even in your dead body. your moustache still has the dye you last applied to create that ripple effect. hats off to your style and specially clothing. I am sure so many companies will be lined up special Osama winter collection in your remeberance.Let me come straight to the point now ! You have seriously disappointed me. what is the use of being the world hide and seek champion since 2001 when you have better places to hide in India ! ohh sorry you are too away from technology to see our ad campaign of "Atithi devo bhava" . i could judge that from the quality of videos you have used to educate us. BTW after the news of your sudden demise, pirated downloading of "Tere bin laden" has drastically increased. People wanted you to remember in ASLI HD. anways, ever heard of arthur road jail ? no, shucks your general knowledge is so poor. it is the same place where your friend Ajmal Kasab is languishing and flourishing away in good health. World class facilities i tell you bro. Gym, Good food, world class accomodation and indian government spending 52 crores in his safety so that he could not be killed by someone else. that is a different thing that he killed innocent people on CST station and we even have a video footage of that. still, We kind hearted Indians, truly engrossed in our culture of peace has taken good care of him. what? you still dont remember who is kasab? arey dude he is the same boy you incentivized in your academy some 10 years back for killing 10 ducks in mock practice sessions. what bright child he is in shooting. bloody he can bring laurels to us in olympics. i am sure now you must have recollected who is he, if u r not too busy remembering your ownnames of your 56 wives and some 100 children of yours. you carried a responsibility buddy i tell you. I am sure you must have got some time to terrorize the world if you were not busy reproducing or producing those funny videos in language we dont understand. you must have meant " I am Gay, I am Gay and i love everyone" and that idiot arabic translator must have understood " maar denGAY, maar denGAY , i still love everyone" . Context problem u see. so the point is brother, your student kasab beated you hands down. what is the use of running around here in there in afghanistan, tora bora, away from the world and its pleasures , trying to make those funny videos in extreme conditions and living a life of despair when surrendering in India would have been the best option. idiot peanut brain. you get hospitality, you get accomodation, you get free lawyers, you get free montly trips to hospitals and stare nurses in the name of checkups, you smile in court while the case is on and you yawn as if it dosent interest you. you still say i am innocent i havent killed a goose in my life i was very busy sending my kids to talibanic schools and changing their nappies all the time. making video's and terrorizing the world is just a passtime i do. what we will do of yours? you live a healthy life here bugger. we could not anything of Kasab while watching him killing our own people. He knew killing some people and decreasing the ever increasing population of India will only make him a super hero. he knew it. intelligent chap and you could not learn from him. In pakistan you anyways get killed, In Saudi, they will hang you to death if you gun their people, USA will gun down your homes if you touch their citizens. you touched them on 9/11 and here you are, lying in a pool of blood. gadha hai tu gadha. idhar aane ka tha, surrender maarne ka tha. Carrom khelwanu jail ma, juice peewanu garba ramwaanu majja ni life gandiya. i pity you . tch tch tch.
PS . if you are still alive and that dead man was is just another one of your alias, please note i am still open to that marketing and branding post in Al-qaeda.
No joking.
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