Friday, June 10, 2011

Paus (Rain) ke effects:

So what Bombay is experiencing these days, Bombay is known for …baarish…oh rain… paus themb themb is giving us lots of lives, many feelings attached with every themb, and its  ‘impacting our life’..nukkad ke chaiwalas become more popular and busy..no matter baarish ki boonde are mixing up with their tea recipe, but people are loving this..girls are lookin sexier than they look usually, may be they are irritated with this bhijane si body but their messedup keshu  and wet bosom can fill jajwaat in an 80 year old man to a 15 years boy and they can be inspired to sing ‘pyaar hua ikraar hua’ with their dirty looking umbrellas..yah chhatri reminds me people will start buying more chhatri for protection and when I am talking about chhatri m talking about it in a broader sense u know guys get naughty now… may be this season is very much responsible for a great sales of chhatris and Indian population trust me plenty of my friends have birthday between march-july…bearish ka maja garmiyo me fal deta hai, this is the season that’s inspire many writer, poets, prostitutes, frog and snake to do little more and enjoy the season… You tend to buy more clothes specially under wears can’t afford it wet inside anymore...good for many brands and economy…

you want to eat many thing but next day you will complain that your stomach is upset..doctor will get the real business with their ‘laal peeli golis’ suddenly most of the radio stations and Music channels are playing funny picturised baarish wale song with their so called creative point of view ‘kitne saalo se tip tip barsa paani aur lagi aaj saawan ki phir wo jhadi hai se kaam chalaoge’….is par kucchh channel aur radio station will play intimate songs so you can’t stop yourself, if you have one then its ok otherwise ‘haath chalu rakkho’ many kids can feel little strange their ‘private part’ can bother them so nothing to worry just go with the flow..sorry parents if I am trying to be Bold
   lets talk about other things that effects your life because of Baarish…boss autowalas bhaiya will be the most important part of carless people’s life and autowalas will get an attitude and no one can dare to win in arguments with them…if you are Aam aadmi enough and waiting for a bus, on a ‘bus stop’ any cycle, Scooter, bike carwala truckwala can show their power of vehicle and make you sing ‘o rangrez mere..ye tune kaun sa rang dala hai..’ don’t get angry stand two step behind, and wait for your bus,  your maid will not come on time and you cannot tell her anything because she has this universal reason of Baarish..but you don’t have that liberty you have to go to office on time…suddenly you will realize that god is making you to bath many times in a day and you are preparing yourself  for revenge in winter and you will make sure that you will not take bath for a longer time in winter…
the problem of traffic will irritates you again may be you planed a romantic long drive in Paus but when you reached the destination its kadak dhoop there so avoid to be very romantic this rain can betray you
So what to do itni saari problem maje to lene hai…bhai rent a bike and a girl (if you don’t have a real girlfriend) go for a bheegi ride use chhatris and have fun, no wonder you will find a ugly looking girl sexier in this season is mausam ka mizaz hi kucch aur hai… so girls use your charm and lets enjoy the season together and last advise never take ur ‘nayansukh’ for granted so enjoy with your nayan…