Go for this bwoyz Bonding...you will love this

If you have bored with Toilet Humour Gaali galoj sex Murder and skin show here comes a clean and Family Entertainment from Excel Entertainment
  have you planned your bachelor road trip, if not after watching this movie you would love to plan one with your closest friend, if you are married and have done something of this sort you will fall for this movie.

i remember when i heard about this movie first long time back, i was sure enough that this one is going to very different and sensible from Zoya Akhtar, if you think its Dil Chahta Hai,its not, let me tell you though it has three boy in it, but these boys are less filmy and more real. its not Hangover but yaa after watching 'Zindagi na milegi dobara' you can feel like 'arrey ye kahani to maine dekhi hai' so its not a concept that is very new to us, but the treatment of the movie is awesome that keep the movie look fresh and make it different from the other movies of the same genre, its a simple story of three bwoy who are having fun in Spain, they met a beautiful trainer Laila (Katrina).
while watching the movie you will go back to your school days all school trick and prank will come in your mind that you use to play with your friends,
the power of the movie is 'the silence', that Zoya has used beautifully, there are some scene where there is no dialogue only silence and expression its look so beautiful on screen you just want to go with the flow and dont want any dialogue from character so beautifully done Zoya take a bow from me for this.
the most powerful scene for me is where hrithik Slapped Farhan akhter.
overall its a great movie with outstanding performances by all its Character and i fall in love with Hrithik Roshan as Arjun his eyes and face talk a lot in movie, he has reached on a level,where very few actors can reach he is one of the finest actor of all time, Farhan has done a great job, you want to smile every time whenever Camera goes to Farhan, he has a long way to go, Abhay is looking great in a commercial movie he played his character with honesty and naturally, so everyone is on peak that makes this movie more relevant, katrina and Kalki also done a decent job, its a bwoy's film so actress has less to do, male bonding amoung Hrithik, Abhay and Farhan is great and it has a class in it
chemistry between Hrthik and Katrina is awesome.
Music is very soothing with the movie, Shankar ehsan loy you impressed me again with your effort, and the music will pick up now, Senorita and Ik junoon is going to rule on chart, hrithik will now sing for his movies more often he sounds great as a singer
its a rare movie with a rare combination of great Talent good looking people and location with great and original script and full of fun and Emotions, so move your butt and go for this one a clean family Entertainment i am sure that you will remember this movie for a long time so go for this classy one, totally recommended. 

one unique experience i want to share while watching this movie i was sitting in between an old man of 60-65 year and a young girl of 12-14 year both of them were enjoying the movie, its happen with me first time in my life and i was feeling like this movie has filled generation gap :)  

final Verdict 3.5/5 

Paus (Rain) ke effects:

So what Bombay is experiencing these days, Bombay is known for …baarish…oh rain… paus themb themb is giving us lots of lives, many feelings attached with every themb, and its  ‘impacting our life’..nukkad ke chaiwalas become more popular and busy..no matter baarish ki boonde are mixing up with their tea recipe, but people are loving this..girls are lookin sexier than they look usually, may be they are irritated with this bhijane si body but their messedup keshu  and wet bosom can fill jajwaat in an 80 year old man to a 15 years boy and they can be inspired to sing ‘pyaar hua ikraar hua’ with their dirty looking umbrellas..yah chhatri reminds me people will start buying more chhatri for protection and when I am talking about chhatri m talking about it in a broader sense u know guys get naughty now… may be this season is very much responsible for a great sales of chhatris and Indian population trust me plenty of my friends have birthday between march-july…bearish ka maja garmiyo me fal deta hai, this is the season that’s inspire many writer, poets, prostitutes, frog and snake to do little more and enjoy the season… You tend to buy more clothes specially under wears can’t afford it wet inside anymore...good for many brands and economy…

you want to eat many thing but next day you will complain that your stomach is upset..doctor will get the real business with their ‘laal peeli golis’ suddenly most of the radio stations and Music channels are playing funny picturised baarish wale song with their so called creative point of view ‘kitne saalo se tip tip barsa paani aur lagi aaj saawan ki phir wo jhadi hai se kaam chalaoge’….is par kucchh channel aur radio station will play intimate songs so you can’t stop yourself, if you have one then its ok otherwise ‘haath chalu rakkho’ many kids can feel little strange their ‘private part’ can bother them so nothing to worry just go with the flow..sorry parents if I am trying to be Bold
   lets talk about other things that effects your life because of Baarish…boss autowalas bhaiya will be the most important part of carless people’s life and autowalas will get an attitude and no one can dare to win in arguments with them…if you are Aam aadmi enough and waiting for a bus, on a ‘bus stop’ any cycle, Scooter, bike carwala truckwala can show their power of vehicle and make you sing ‘o rangrez mere..ye tune kaun sa rang dala hai..’ don’t get angry stand two step behind, and wait for your bus,  your maid will not come on time and you cannot tell her anything because she has this universal reason of Baarish..but you don’t have that liberty you have to go to office on time…suddenly you will realize that god is making you to bath many times in a day and you are preparing yourself  for revenge in winter and you will make sure that you will not take bath for a longer time in winter…
the problem of traffic will irritates you again may be you planed a romantic long drive in Paus but when you reached the destination its kadak dhoop there so avoid to be very romantic this rain can betray you
So what to do itni saari problem maje to lene hai…bhai rent a bike and a girl (if you don’t have a real girlfriend) go for a bheegi ride use chhatris and have fun, no wonder you will find a ugly looking girl sexier in this season is mausam ka mizaz hi kucch aur hai… so girls use your charm and lets enjoy the season together and last advise never take ur ‘nayansukh’ for granted so enjoy with your nayan…

Akshay tritiya : Dedicated to bhagwan Adinath

Last morning when, i was walking on the street at 2am, i saw a cycle wala was selling 'chai ,coffee,gutkha and panmasala' on its double price that reminds me, my childhood and my home town Lalitpur, where people use to sell things on high price, when there was market bandh, 'bharat bandh'  or a sunday ka market close, i went into my childhood memories started with high rated Gutkha and pan masala, then i thought about the big Jain temples in my home town...that reminds me.... oh man kal to akshay Tritiya hai...i came to know this 2 years back, while working on a presentation that its called akshay Tritiya because in Bundelkhandi we use to call it 'Akhti' an important day of jain religion its believed that on this day : first Tirthankara of jain religion  

Rshabhdeva was king of Ayodhya. He being enlightened gave up all worldly pleasures and chose to lead the life of an ascetic and become a Jain monk. Jain monks do not own anything. They do not even cook food for themselves. While hungry or thirsty, they go to people and ask for food or drinking water. Tirthankara Rshabhdeva also went to people and asked food. However, the people of that time did not know anything about the acts of monks, as he was the first monk in this era. People of Ayodhya offered gold, jewellery, gemstones, elephants, horses, expensive garments and even their daughters to honour their beloved king. Rshabhdeva was not in quest of all these. He wanted only a morsel of food, but nobody it to offered him. Nobody understood that their king was asking for food. As there was no choice, he had to fast for a long time until his grand son Shreyansha kumara understood his need. Shreyansha Kumara, finally, offered him sugarcane juice and Rshabhdeva ended his fast after a year. This was on the day of Akshaya Tritiya. This is considered by the Jains as one of the best offerings. It is believed that bestowing upon religious gifts on Akshaya Tritiya becomes inexhaustible. Jains, even today, observe fast to commemorate their first Tirthankara Rshabhadeva and end their fast on Akshaya Tritiya with sugarcane juice.

 i still remember those days, when my Mom, came back from the temple and follow some of the rituals like 'Gandhodak (water collected from jain statue, after their bathing/washing) se ghar pavitra karna' then a small worship, its gave all of us spirituality, and my mom cook best food and distributed some of it to the poor and hungry people, i started missing my mom and my family and these kind of ritual, that give us 'feel good factor'.

its also believed that its a great day to buy gold and silver, i remember this day because of one more reason i wrote my first 'lokgeet' while working on a presentation.

 while i was lost in these memory, suddenly my phone rang and it was my best friend from my home town and we start talking about 'Akhti' great fun it was.

so here we are Happy 'Akshay Tritiya' to all my friend, believe me these occasion that we almost missed in our life can work as a booster for our life, if we follow the rituals, so lets follow this 'Akhti' and fed some one who is in need i am goin to do this today evening...

Jain Jinendra 

Letter to Osama borrowed by Tanmay Ved

Dear Osama Bin Laden,


Finally u r dead (we think so and USA says so). you are so great a person that your death has provoked me to write my first note on facebook. Alas wouldl not be able to tag you here,  that would be calling for too much publicity. your death has left so many questions unanswered, specially the ones about your intelligence. btw you look good even in your dead body. your moustache still has the dye you last applied to create that ripple effect. hats off to your style and specially clothing. I am sure so many companies will be lined up special Osama winter collection in your remeberance.

Let me come straight to the point now ! You have seriously disappointed me. what is the use of being the world hide and seek champion since 2001 when you have better places to hide in India ! ohh sorry you are too away from technology to see our ad campaign of "Atithi devo bhava" . i could judge that from the quality of videos you have used to educate us. BTW after the news of your sudden demise, pirated downloading of "Tere bin laden" has drastically increased. People wanted you to remember in ASLI HD. anways, ever heard of arthur road jail ? no, shucks your general knowledge is so poor. it is the same place where your friend Ajmal Kasab is languishing and flourishing away in good health. World class facilities i tell you bro. Gym, Good food, world class accomodation and indian government spending 52 crores in his safety so that he could not be killed by someone else. that is a different thing that he killed innocent people on CST station and we even have a video footage of that. still, We kind hearted Indians, truly engrossed in our culture of peace has taken good care of him. what? you still dont remember who is kasab? arey dude he is the same boy you incentivized in your academy some 10 years back for killing 10 ducks in mock practice sessions. what bright child he is in shooting. bloody he can bring laurels to us in olympics. i am sure now you must have recollected who is he, if u r not too busy remembering your ownnames of your 56 wives and some 100 children of yours. you carried a responsibility buddy i tell you. I am sure you must have got some time to terrorize the world if you were not busy reproducing or producing those funny videos in language we dont understand. you must have meant " I am Gay, I am Gay and i love everyone" and that idiot arabic translator must have understood " maar denGAY, maar denGAY , i still love everyone" . Context problem u see. so the point is brother, your student kasab beated you hands down. what is the use of running around here in there in afghanistan, tora bora, away from the world and its pleasures , trying to make those funny videos in extreme conditions and living a life of despair when surrendering in India would have been the best option. idiot peanut brain. you get hospitality, you get accomodation, you get free lawyers, you get free montly trips to hospitals and stare nurses in the name of checkups, you smile in court while the case is on and you yawn as if it dosent interest you. you still say i am innocent i havent killed a goose in my life i was very busy sending my kids to talibanic schools and changing their nappies all the time. making video's and terrorizing the world is just a passtime i do. what we will do of yours? you live a healthy life here bugger. we could not anything of Kasab while watching him killing our own people. He knew killing some people and decreasing the ever increasing population of India will only make him a super hero. he knew it. intelligent chap and you could not learn from him. In pakistan you anyways get killed, In Saudi, they will hang you to death if you gun their people, USA will gun down your homes if you touch their citizens. you touched them on 9/11 and here you are, lying in a pool of blood. gadha hai tu gadha. idhar aane ka tha, surrender maarne ka tha. Carrom khelwanu jail ma, juice peewanu garba ramwaanu majja ni life gandiya. i pity you . tch tch tch.

PS . if you are still alive and that dead man was is just another one of your alias, please note i am still open to that marketing and branding post in Al-qaeda.

No joking.