Paus (Rain) ke effects:

So what Bombay is experiencing these days, Bombay is known for …baarish…oh rain… paus themb themb is giving us lots of lives, many feelings attached with every themb, and its  ‘impacting our life’..nukkad ke chaiwalas become more popular and busy..no matter baarish ki boonde are mixing up with their tea recipe, but people are loving this..girls are lookin sexier than they look usually, may be they are irritated with this bhijane si body but their messedup keshu  and wet bosom can fill jajwaat in an 80 year old man to a 15 years boy and they can be inspired to sing ‘pyaar hua ikraar hua’ with their dirty looking umbrellas..yah chhatri reminds me people will start buying more chhatri for protection and when I am talking about chhatri m talking about it in a broader sense u know guys get naughty now… may be this season is very much responsible for a great sales of chhatris and Indian population trust me plenty of my friends have birthday between march-july…bearish ka maja garmiyo me fal deta hai, this is the season that’s inspire many writer, poets, prostitutes, frog and snake to do little more and enjoy the season… You tend to buy more clothes specially under wears can’t afford it wet inside anymore...good for many brands and economy…

you want to eat many thing but next day you will complain that your stomach is upset..doctor will get the real business with their ‘laal peeli golis’ suddenly most of the radio stations and Music channels are playing funny picturised baarish wale song with their so called creative point of view ‘kitne saalo se tip tip barsa paani aur lagi aaj saawan ki phir wo jhadi hai se kaam chalaoge’….is par kucchh channel aur radio station will play intimate songs so you can’t stop yourself, if you have one then its ok otherwise ‘haath chalu rakkho’ many kids can feel little strange their ‘private part’ can bother them so nothing to worry just go with the flow..sorry parents if I am trying to be Bold
   lets talk about other things that effects your life because of Baarish…boss autowalas bhaiya will be the most important part of carless people’s life and autowalas will get an attitude and no one can dare to win in arguments with them…if you are Aam aadmi enough and waiting for a bus, on a ‘bus stop’ any cycle, Scooter, bike carwala truckwala can show their power of vehicle and make you sing ‘o rangrez mere..ye tune kaun sa rang dala hai..’ don’t get angry stand two step behind, and wait for your bus,  your maid will not come on time and you cannot tell her anything because she has this universal reason of Baarish..but you don’t have that liberty you have to go to office on time…suddenly you will realize that god is making you to bath many times in a day and you are preparing yourself  for revenge in winter and you will make sure that you will not take bath for a longer time in winter…
the problem of traffic will irritates you again may be you planed a romantic long drive in Paus but when you reached the destination its kadak dhoop there so avoid to be very romantic this rain can betray you
So what to do itni saari problem maje to lene hai…bhai rent a bike and a girl (if you don’t have a real girlfriend) go for a bheegi ride use chhatris and have fun, no wonder you will find a ugly looking girl sexier in this season is mausam ka mizaz hi kucch aur hai… so girls use your charm and lets enjoy the season together and last advise never take ur ‘nayansukh’ for granted so enjoy with your nayan…

Akshay tritiya : Dedicated to bhagwan Adinath

Last morning when, i was walking on the street at 2am, i saw a cycle wala was selling 'chai ,coffee,gutkha and panmasala' on its double price that reminds me, my childhood and my home town Lalitpur, where people use to sell things on high price, when there was market bandh, 'bharat bandh'  or a sunday ka market close, i went into my childhood memories started with high rated Gutkha and pan masala, then i thought about the big Jain temples in my home town...that reminds me.... oh man kal to akshay Tritiya hai...i came to know this 2 years back, while working on a presentation that its called akshay Tritiya because in Bundelkhandi we use to call it 'Akhti' an important day of jain religion its believed that on this day : first Tirthankara of jain religion  

Rshabhdeva was king of Ayodhya. He being enlightened gave up all worldly pleasures and chose to lead the life of an ascetic and become a Jain monk. Jain monks do not own anything. They do not even cook food for themselves. While hungry or thirsty, they go to people and ask for food or drinking water. Tirthankara Rshabhdeva also went to people and asked food. However, the people of that time did not know anything about the acts of monks, as he was the first monk in this era. People of Ayodhya offered gold, jewellery, gemstones, elephants, horses, expensive garments and even their daughters to honour their beloved king. Rshabhdeva was not in quest of all these. He wanted only a morsel of food, but nobody it to offered him. Nobody understood that their king was asking for food. As there was no choice, he had to fast for a long time until his grand son Shreyansha kumara understood his need. Shreyansha Kumara, finally, offered him sugarcane juice and Rshabhdeva ended his fast after a year. This was on the day of Akshaya Tritiya. This is considered by the Jains as one of the best offerings. It is believed that bestowing upon religious gifts on Akshaya Tritiya becomes inexhaustible. Jains, even today, observe fast to commemorate their first Tirthankara Rshabhadeva and end their fast on Akshaya Tritiya with sugarcane juice.

 i still remember those days, when my Mom, came back from the temple and follow some of the rituals like 'Gandhodak (water collected from jain statue, after their bathing/washing) se ghar pavitra karna' then a small worship, its gave all of us spirituality, and my mom cook best food and distributed some of it to the poor and hungry people, i started missing my mom and my family and these kind of ritual, that give us 'feel good factor'.

its also believed that its a great day to buy gold and silver, i remember this day because of one more reason i wrote my first 'lokgeet' while working on a presentation.

 while i was lost in these memory, suddenly my phone rang and it was my best friend from my home town and we start talking about 'Akhti' great fun it was.

so here we are Happy 'Akshay Tritiya' to all my friend, believe me these occasion that we almost missed in our life can work as a booster for our life, if we follow the rituals, so lets follow this 'Akhti' and fed some one who is in need i am goin to do this today evening...

Jain Jinendra 

Letter to Osama borrowed by Tanmay Ved

Dear Osama Bin Laden,


Finally u r dead (we think so and USA says so). you are so great a person that your death has provoked me to write my first note on facebook. Alas wouldl not be able to tag you here,  that would be calling for too much publicity. your death has left so many questions unanswered, specially the ones about your intelligence. btw you look good even in your dead body. your moustache still has the dye you last applied to create that ripple effect. hats off to your style and specially clothing. I am sure so many companies will be lined up special Osama winter collection in your remeberance.

Let me come straight to the point now ! You have seriously disappointed me. what is the use of being the world hide and seek champion since 2001 when you have better places to hide in India ! ohh sorry you are too away from technology to see our ad campaign of "Atithi devo bhava" . i could judge that from the quality of videos you have used to educate us. BTW after the news of your sudden demise, pirated downloading of "Tere bin laden" has drastically increased. People wanted you to remember in ASLI HD. anways, ever heard of arthur road jail ? no, shucks your general knowledge is so poor. it is the same place where your friend Ajmal Kasab is languishing and flourishing away in good health. World class facilities i tell you bro. Gym, Good food, world class accomodation and indian government spending 52 crores in his safety so that he could not be killed by someone else. that is a different thing that he killed innocent people on CST station and we even have a video footage of that. still, We kind hearted Indians, truly engrossed in our culture of peace has taken good care of him. what? you still dont remember who is kasab? arey dude he is the same boy you incentivized in your academy some 10 years back for killing 10 ducks in mock practice sessions. what bright child he is in shooting. bloody he can bring laurels to us in olympics. i am sure now you must have recollected who is he, if u r not too busy remembering your ownnames of your 56 wives and some 100 children of yours. you carried a responsibility buddy i tell you. I am sure you must have got some time to terrorize the world if you were not busy reproducing or producing those funny videos in language we dont understand. you must have meant " I am Gay, I am Gay and i love everyone" and that idiot arabic translator must have understood " maar denGAY, maar denGAY , i still love everyone" . Context problem u see. so the point is brother, your student kasab beated you hands down. what is the use of running around here in there in afghanistan, tora bora, away from the world and its pleasures , trying to make those funny videos in extreme conditions and living a life of despair when surrendering in India would have been the best option. idiot peanut brain. you get hospitality, you get accomodation, you get free lawyers, you get free montly trips to hospitals and stare nurses in the name of checkups, you smile in court while the case is on and you yawn as if it dosent interest you. you still say i am innocent i havent killed a goose in my life i was very busy sending my kids to talibanic schools and changing their nappies all the time. making video's and terrorizing the world is just a passtime i do. what we will do of yours? you live a healthy life here bugger. we could not anything of Kasab while watching him killing our own people. He knew killing some people and decreasing the ever increasing population of India will only make him a super hero. he knew it. intelligent chap and you could not learn from him. In pakistan you anyways get killed, In Saudi, they will hang you to death if you gun their people, USA will gun down your homes if you touch their citizens. you touched them on 9/11 and here you are, lying in a pool of blood. gadha hai tu gadha. idhar aane ka tha, surrender maarne ka tha. Carrom khelwanu jail ma, juice peewanu garba ramwaanu majja ni life gandiya. i pity you . tch tch tch.

PS . if you are still alive and that dead man was is just another one of your alias, please note i am still open to that marketing and branding post in Al-qaeda.

No joking.

kal jab akela tha

kal jab akela tha

kucch azeeb sa lag rahr tha

main tanhai ko pad raha tha

apne aap se lad raha tha,

sayad tumhe yaad kar raha tha, kyunki

kal main akela tha,

wo baarish ki bunde aa rahi thi,
tere saath wali barish yaad aa rahi thi
jab hasi achanak aayi toh laga
ki
sayad tu bhi bahan muskurai
sochane laga kya karu khali
beathe-beathe
par main toh tumhare saath tha.
yaad aaye saare lamhe guzar diye jo
tumhare saath ki zindgi mein
yaad aaye achnak tum baad ki zindgi mein
main gum ho gaya
khuli palko ke saath najane kab so gaya
phir agle din subha uthke yaad karne laga
us waqt ko
kal jab main akela tha
us tanhai mein bhi ajab si baat thi
shayad wo hamari doosari mulakat thi.

for this feeling

Come and hold me in your arm and tell me when did you fall in love first time

I am feeling it for you every second, minute, day and night

The day you came into my life will be blessed always.

An angel sent from heaven above for my lonely heart to hold.

My heart is no longer lonely, but instead

filled with the wonder of a love like I’ve never known

want to hear your whisper very close to my ear

want to share my every dream and desire with you forever

i can’t express this feeling in just three words

Just three little words

don't seem like enough for my feeling for you

But even though "I Love You"

can't express the depth

of my feelings for you.

Just want to tell you something

Be there always with me

To encourage my love for you

Let’s hold each other’s hands and walk thru the life

Come and hold me in your arm and tell me when did you fall in love first time

I am feeling it for you every second, minute, day and night

i will fight

I will fight and I will conquer,
Though I am a common man not,
A warrior,
You can support me or leave me alone,
But you can not stop my dreams and
Ambitions,
They will be flown….
You can take my sword and throw me down,
From my horse
But I have confidence and a divine force,
I will get up and give you a wound
Because I do not want to loose my place,
I have an AD passion that no one can replace….
I will fight and I will conquer,
Though I am a common man not,
A warrior……..

Tum aur barsaat

Tumhe barish mein, maine bheegte dekha,
Duniya ki khubsurati se tumhe jeet te dekha,
Tumhare chahre par boonde aise
Moti chhote chhote, Kudrat ne diye ho,
Bas tumhe hi alag hoke

Tumhare baalo ka bheeg kar,chhota ho jana
Aur boondo ka inmein kahi kho jana.
Kaid karna tumhara boondo ko haantho mein
chhupa liya ho chand jaise
Amber ne raato mein

Tumhara jhatakna paani ko tan se aise
Kudrat ne Bichha ho,sitaaron ko zamin par jaise,
Tumhara muskurana aise ..
Sajaya ho satrangi indradhanush
khud indra ne jaise..

wo har lamha meri aankho mein
kaid ho gaya
us din ke baad baarish to aaj bhi
aati hai
par wo pyara sa anubhav kahin
kho gaya ...

I will not vote

As all of you know that general elections are happening, Politicians are becoming more calm and polite, now they know what the problems of the country are, they can easily make out what went wrong with the opposite party, and what need to be improve in the country in other words they all are awaking at this time. They will come to your house, touch your feet, may be give some gift to your child, make big promises and request you to vote in favor of them, they may be abuse opposition and tell you that you are a wise man and the destiny of the country is depend on their hand ohh.. sorry in your hand( for some time ) you can feel like that you are the king of the world .but be careful On the other hand some NGO will come and request you to vote for the right person for the right cause and please vote at any cost, because every vote is precious and help in the fate of the country so please Vote. you can see everywhere that every one is requesting you to vote, suddenly you become a national treasure. Now you are serious about the election game, now you want to change because you want to vote. But….

  You sit with your family to watch something on TV, they (politicians) will request for vote, may be you get irritated and move to a Radio channel here also politicians, now you go online and the same story, different media different stories, everyone is singing their own song you are getting confuse, whom to vote? you can ask a question to yourself, should I vote? Who is the right person to vote? a well known celebrity is talking about that leader should I vote to that leader, because my favorite celebrity is endorsing him/her, or should I vote for other party because Sharma Ji told me to Vote for this party, or should I vote to my friend’s uncle, yah I think this will be nice I will vote to my friend’s uncle so if I will have any problem in future I can go to my friend’s uncle directly and request him to solve my problem, because I had vote for him.

No No what will happen if Sharma Ji will come to know that I voted against his party, or I am also discouraging my celebrity, so whom should I Vote? why these election is not happen in every 10 years, more election more confusion, ok I am asking it again, should I Vote? otherwise I can also go to a resort with my family because voting day is usually a holiday nice idea na or no one will feel bad.

And the other thing I do not know which party has done what, because I do not care about politics, I have many things to do apart from politics and there are many people in the country, so whom should I vote, so it is fixed that I am going to a trip with my family. Oh..What I am thinking I have to go in my room my favorite TV show is about to come and today I need to send more than 20 message for my favorite contingent so that he can win on that reality show, I will tell to my family also for the SMS to my favorite contingent.  

So I am also requesting all of you that not to vote just enjoy your holiday…… 

POORA COUNTRY HAI VOTE DALNE KO TU KAYKO DIN KHARAB KARTA HAI?                 

Believe in yourself

A blind man had been waiting a while at a busy road for someone to offer to guide him across, when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Excuse me," said the tapper, "I'm blind - would you mind guiding me across the road?"
The first blind man took the arm of the second blind man, and they both crossed the road.
Apparently this is a true story. The first blind man was the jazz pianist George Shearing. He is quoted (in Bartlett's Anecdotes) as saying after the event, "What could I do? I took him across and it was the biggest thrill of my life."
There are times when we think we cannot do something and so do not stretch or take a risk. Being forced to stretch and take a risk can often help us to reduce our dependencies (on others, or our own personal safety mechanisms), and to discover new excitement and capabilities.
so why are you waiting for someone who will come to you and request  you to guide him, and why you want someone who will come to you and help you, be ready to face every challenges of life.
i saw people many times they always complain due to other person they are unable to do many things, i find myself in trouble how other people effect the work of them.
many times i also find, people say " the work that they  have done  very sharply, they think it's just happened incidentally " even today they have doubt on their own abilities, i find these people they only work greatly when they have no choice and have a situation of 'DO AND DIE' then they work greatly. otherwise they always have doubt about themselves.
so moral of the story identify yourself and work beyond your capacity.
good night and good luck.  

me in met

its 5:30 of evening i m in my class right now dance practice is going on , i feel tired so i am unable to dance,
but other are doing it with full enthu, i love their sprit its like going on on on and on......people never tired is it met sprit, yah it is ilove this thing.
i would like to tell you one thing its only madness that can make us a good dancer,
if you are fall in love with dance its not enough you have to go mad for your dance boss we really need hardwork for dance.
apni toh lagi padi hai dude, but my classmate are encouraging me and i feel good, and now i can say vivek can dance only pappu can't dance.
some more thing dude concentration and co-ordinator as require as hard work so always co-ordinate with your group members beats and counts are essential thing for any dance
and if you are newcomer and want to be a good dancer just forget everything only remember dance,dance,and dance.
here i would like to appeariciate some name who encourage me for dancing
first but ofcourse anup and sherly,then hemant, ankita kedia ekta and all my classmates including seniores so it's an amazing experience for lifetime i neverforget this dance.
and for sajna dance i would like to thanks sherly, who encourage me as much as i can't expect.
thanks all of you.
especially for mayura madam.